My wife is pizza

darnni:

darnni:
ariesbrujo:
I needed this
I am actually crying rn pls
I AM CRYING AGAIN AT WORK

houseofsecrets:

letsboldlygomotherfuckers:

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octoknight:

ivelischpfuli:
octoknight:
I had a nightmare that Ted Cruz was elected president and his first speech as president opened with “Hello everypony”
I tried waking myself up so hard that I had a headache when I finally woke up

erroneousmonk:

happy memorial day

shejla24:

i called tyga an used tampon and he didnt get offended, i can die in peace now

stability:

*stands between the creepy old man and pretty young girl on the train to block the gross male gaze*

gillfeesh:

blvckberrysweetsin:
If you ever wonder what goes on at Nike once the store closes…
HOW MANY PEOPLE WORK THERE OMG

komasanexploration:

remember that one week we all played miitomo

catgenerator:

so my bf and I came across this free chair sitting on the side of the road…